Revealed! The true ‘Intelligent Designers’ were space aliens
"An international elite, who believe in the coming destruction, plan to abandon humanity to its fate, much like the Katrina victims, and to ride out the disaster in underground bunkers, such as the R2 facility frequented by Dick Cheney. Later they will emerged to forge and rule over a new fascist empire from the remnants of civilization. In this regard, this elite is already engaged in distributing genetically-targeted biowarfare agents against classes of pople they don't want to survive. They have also lost their inhibition against using nuclear weapons, if the use is made in such a way that they believe does not threaten themselves.
The coming cometary castastrophe
The Sun's brown dwarf 'dark' companion has disrupted cometary orbits by passing through the Oort cloud, and has sent a group of destructive comets headed our way.
The comets are due to arrive in a time window extending over the next five years.
Hasta la vista, baby."
Cometary evidence of a massive body in the outer Oort cloud (.pdf)
Sun has binary partner: May affect the earth
Does our sun have a dark companion?
May all become Happy
May all remain radiant in health
May all see beneficence
And may not any one feel miserable.(Jain Prayer)
Squirrel hunter in my back yard scores a kill.
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about?" he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."
from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas